Strawberry-flavored dental floss.
YES, GIRL! It’s a thing. As are coconut-flavored and orange-flavored floss.
“OH, thank gosh, Karen!” I can hear you saying in your head. “Because I was worried I’d be doomed to a tragic life of hella boring mint floss.”
Duuuuude, if there were ever a time to actually get excited about dental floss, it would be now, because — and I can’t believe I’m saying this about something as completely mundane as floss — will make you quit your job and pursue your lifelong dream of founding a nonprofit stray cat sanctuary.
Once you see how much crap this floss removes from between your pretty, pearly chompers, you’ll wonder where the hell in life you went wrong.
This floss removes the gunk between your teeth that you didn’t even know was there, and when you realize how much your #basicb*tch floss has been missing, you’ll be really grossed out. But supremely satisfied. I know was.
Like a rope, a string of Cocofloss is comprised of hundreds of soft interwoven fibers, and when you take one to your teeth, those fabulous filaments remove plaque and grime, and don’t worry. Your gums won’t feel like they’re being punished, bruh! This floss feels softer than your favorite high-waisted stretchy pants.
Flossing with Cocofloss is truly a pleasure. 🙂
Uh…that may be the nerdiest thing I’ve said this week, but I get VERY hyped about dental hygiene.