A few recent revelations…
1. Wearing opaque white lipgloss makes me feel like I have four rows of teeth.
One, two, three, four. FOUR ROWS OF TEETH! When I wear this gloss and look in the mirror, I see a mythological Greek beast staring back at me.
2. Kissing my cat these days is a seriously sketchy endeavor.
OK, I just realized how weird “kissing my cat” sounds. Haha!
Anyway, he’ll go from kissy-kissy-lovie-dovie to “Molly, you in danger, girl…from my claw! And I’m gonna stick it in your iris if you don’t get the-eff-out of my space!” in less than a second.