Ooh! I watched the season premiere of The Walking Dead tonight with Tabs, and it was…interesting.
Tabs and I shared a big tub of microwave popcorn, and I took notes during the show while he barked out orders like, “Mrrow.” [Look into getting us a dirt bike for quick escapes, and get straps to attach a cat carrier.]
Tabs actually loves zombie movies, shows and literature. He’s read more than 100 zombie books, something he refers to as “research,” and he takes his zombie apocalypse preparations very seriously. For instance, he has stockpiles of gravy that even I don’t know about, and he’s drafted elaborate emergency plans.
In the event of a zombie outbreak, I am to report to the Emergency Operations Center (EOC) at Kamod-ua.xyz headquarters, where I will be responsible for opening the cans of gravy, thanks to my time-tested opposable thumbs.
Tabs says that in the zombie books he’s read, cats rarely play a major role, but he attributes this to feline self-sufficiency. See, cats don’t stick around when the sh*t hits the fan. No way. They turn tail and run!
Still, he hopes the day never comes, though, because it would result in a serious drop in worldwide gravy production. 🙂
In other news, this was a pretty busy week for Tabs, irrespective of zombies. He had kitty modeling jobs for a number of big beauty brands. I don’t know if you’re into that kind of thing (kitty supermodeling), but if you are, here are the highlights from this week’s campaigns…