Tabs wants to keep being a boss kitty feline fashion mogul, and he wants to share his impeccable fashion sense with the world, but more and more cats these days are content wearing off-the-shelf full-body cat costumes, and they aren’t trying as hard to by stylish as they used to… There’s just a lot of bad feline fashion out there.
Even though he has nothing left to prove, Tabs still plans out each of his daily outfits. Every afternoon I get a text from him with instructions, like “take out my bright blue tie for tomorrow.”
I actually almost got fired today because I couldn’t find it (the tie) this morning, and I was already on this ice because I forgot to buy a new bag of Feline Greenies, and we ran out. 😲
Luckily, I found the tie at the last minute…
As you know, Tabs runs a tight ship, but it’s been a little challenging around here lately because of the neighborhood birds. I guess because it’s spring, they’re always making a racket, and it’s disruptive to our employees… Well, mostly just to Tabs when he’s trying to take a nap.
He asked a number of them to keep it down, but I don’t think it’s gonna work.
Tabs is a demanding boss, but it’s not like he doesn’t know how to relax. He encourages his employees to take yoga breaks and stretch every few hours…
Tabs always says that balance is the key to maximum productivity. A successful cat should know when to play, when to swat, when to stalk and when to nap, and it’s only through balance that one can achieve feline greatness.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,